My First Meatloaf!

The wife decides to try her hand at meatloaf and she thinks she did a good job for her first time. The husband looks at the meatloaf and says "it doesn't look like normal meatloaf but I'm sure its good." Time passes by and the wife asked the husband "what did you think?" The husband responds "It was GOOD, I ate it all! You don't believe me?  "Check the trash, you did good." Should I start checking the trash?

Scratching my head!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Rice!

The wife asked the husband if he wanted her to cook some rice, the husband reluctantly said yes. A few minutes passed and the husband asked the wife "did you add salt to the water"? The wife says, "yes, I can cook rice"! The husband responded with an "oh, okay".



Really!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Gumbo!

The wife is on a break, the husband cooked a BIG pot of GUMBO!

Kicking my feet up!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Smother Those!

The wife decides to bake pork chops with rice and french style string beans as sides. The wife notices the next morning the husband did not eat his food; she asked why and he replies, I had a big sandwich leftover from lunch. Finally, today he eats and says, they were kind of TOUGH, they were flavored GOOD but those are thick chops, you got to smother those.

Head in my Hands!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Follow the Instructions!

The wife decides to cook something different, beef and broccoli it is.  Remembering to just cook and follow the instructions, tonight's dinner was another success. Although, the broccoli was a little over-cooked the husband said,  I LIKE IT, keep it up.

High Five!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Hamburgers!

The wife tells the husband she is going to use the hamburger patties as taco meat, the husband says okay. The wife later ask the husband how was the tacos? They were TERRIBLE, I think that meat was just made for hamburgers. The wife asks why didn't you tell me that, when I told what I was going to do? The husband responds, I didn't know how it was going to taste, you should have just made HAMBURGERS!

Ouch!
The Non-Cooking Wife

I'm not Hungry!

The husband comes home about 5:45pm and ask the wife, oh you're cooking? The wife responds, I thought you were going to eat what was here.  I'll go and buy some chicken breast real quickly and cook something. The wife leaves and shortly returns with the chicken and decides she will saute' it with long grain wild rice and sweet peas as sides. The meal is finally done! The wife brings the husband his plate of food and before she can sit it down, the husband says, oh, I'm not Hungry.

WOW!
The Non-cooking Wife

Clean Plate Award

I’ve been nominated a thousand times or more and always kind of won by default. I’m up against a lot of competition, there are a million and one restaurants out there. I’ve been told to stop changing the plans in the midst of it and not to take it soo seriously. Tonight I did just that and won the CLEAN PLATE award by a landslide. I like to thank my sister Kiana who always jokes about my cooking and my sister Keesha for the amazing Lasagna recipe and last but not least my husband for honoring me with this prestigious award.

Adventures of the Non-cooking wife:)