Smothered Pork Chops!!!

The wife remembered when the husband said "smothered the pork chops." And this time before the wife could ask how was dinner, the husband said in a very hearty tone "the food was REAL GOOD LOVE."



Yes!!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Crawfish Pasta!

The wife was feeling really good about her meal; she used fresh seasoning and everything. As time passed , as it always does; the wife returned to the kitchen and realized the husband plated his food and didn't eat it all. The wife confusingly asked the husband "you didn't like the pasta?"  The husband replies in a very unconvincingly tone "I fixed too much, I'll eat the rest later."  He never said he liked the pasta :(


I'm still waiting!
The Non-Cooking 

I Agree!

The wife decided to make crabmeat and shrimp pies, she later asked the husband 'what did he think?" The husband replied,  "they are good ,but( very looong pause) they are kind of dry, I will need some dipping sauce." The wife replied with -"I AGREE"!There's a first time for everything.

 Alright!
The Non-Cooking Wife
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Pancakes!

The husband says" I was thinking about IHOP, but you know how IHOP is on Sundays." The wife says "honey I can cook you some pancakes." The husband immediately says "NO, it won't be the same!"


Unbelievable!
The Non-Cooking Wife

My First Meatloaf!

The wife decides to try her hand at meatloaf and she thinks she did a good job for her first time. The husband looks at the meatloaf and says "it doesn't look like normal meatloaf but I'm sure its good." Time passes by and the wife asked the husband "what did you think?" The husband responds "It was GOOD, I ate it all! You don't believe me?  "Check the trash, you did good." Should I start checking the trash?

Scratching my head!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Rice!

The wife asked the husband if he wanted her to cook some rice, the husband reluctantly said yes. A few minutes passed and the husband asked the wife "did you add salt to the water"? The wife says, "yes, I can cook rice"! The husband responded with an "oh, okay".



Really!
The Non-Cooking Wife

Gumbo!

The wife is on a break, the husband cooked a BIG pot of GUMBO!

Kicking my feet up!
The Non-Cooking Wife